Haha.........feel sorry for the guy.....It will cost him some money to replace her monitor.
I got this from my friend's facebook (sorry about the bad translation).
These are how scientists make a sweet talk to his girlfriend, depending on what faculty they major in:
Information System: I got error in my laptop, coz everytime you come near to me, the font will be Times New “Romance”.
Computer Science: I got LOVE.EXE virus in my heart, got me always think about you .
Geophysics: It take a lot of tools to cover what is inside the earth' core, but you don't need any tools to know what is inside my heart.
Medical School: Without doing surgery on your heart, I already know that your heart's saying you love me.
Environmental Science: Your smile is like global warming, which can melt my heart.
Fine Art Major: You've coloring my life with the color of love and tender.
Pharmacy: Until now, I haven't found any cure/medicine to heal my heart from your love addiction.
Veterinary: I am animal lover, I don't care even if you are such a crocodile, I still love you.
Police Academy: I will not make you grab a ticket, even if you park in my heart any time forever.
Law School: What did I do wrong so that you got me imprisoned in the love-dungeon?
Agricultural: I don't know since when you plant this love seed in my heart, but it's starting to grow now.
Fishery Major: Did you just go fishing by now? It's look like your bait accidentally got my heart hooked.
Mathematics: My life without you is just like cos90=0. You and I will be like sin90=1. And being with you forever is tan90 = ~. (indefinite, unlimited).
Metalurgy: Your beauty is like the greatest diamond ever been forged.
Psychology Major: It's useless I am majoring in this faculty. I can't cure any mental diseases. B'coz I myself suffer such a craziness disease about you.
Accounting Major: Without you I am incomplete, just like a balance sheet that is unbalanced yet.
Photography: Can I have your picture? Because I want to show to everyone that an angel is truly exist.
Biology Major: If you and I were a DNA, I don't want any polymerase enzym, so that we cannot be separated.
Economic Major: My love for you is just like Chinas economic growth, always raising!Literature Major: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z. oops! I Miss U..
Philosophy Major: LOVE??? What is that? I can't think about the meaning of it. Because your existence is the only thing I can think about.
Business Major: If my heart were a shop, you will be customer who makes me broke, because I will give all items to you for free.
Aeroplane/Aviation Major: My radar can always detect where you located any time.
They are actually funnier in my mother tongue language....