16人姉妹の歌 | 16nin shimai no uta | A Song of 16 Sisters

「え～、私がリーダーの小林香菜でございます」
「おいっ！」
「いつからリーダーなんだよ？」
「えっ？
メンバー的に推されは、私でしょ？」
「干され？」「推され！」
「意味わかんないし・・・」
「話がまとまったところで」　
「まとまってないし！」
「こんな感じのうちら
16人姉妹を紹介します」
「イ～ハ～！」

長女の恵はエロエロ姉さん　
ゴールド水着で生活してます
次女の佳代ちゃんはサバを読む　
年齢、体重、靴のサイズ

三女の才加は体育会系で　
一番のおしゃれがジャージに
割れた腹筋
四女の優子は女優なのに
宴会芸は似てない
ものまねと変な顔

五女の彩佳は休養明けで　
八重歯がなければ
"キュラ"と呼べない
六女の明日香は
チャゲじゃありません　
フレッシュなイメージも　
あと僅か

七女の夏海は地味だけど　
誰にもやさしいお人よし
八女の夏希は根が暗い　
焼肉の炭　
じっと眺めて独り言

九女の佐江ちゃんは元気者　
みんなの元気が吸い取られる
十女の香菜ちゃんは大馬鹿で
漢字も英語も空気も読めません

十一女の有華ちゃんは
大阪生まれの　
シンガーダンサーたこ焼き娘
十二女の智美は可愛い声で　
舌ったらず頭たらず　
私以下

「え～、私が選抜の
佐藤夏希でございます」
「おいっ！」
「誰が選抜だって？」
「この曲の選抜でしょ、私？」
「意味わかんないし・・・」
「オチが決まったところで」　
「落ちてないって！」
「一見、仲が悪そうですが、
実は、仲が悪い16人姉妹の
紹介が続きます」

十三女の薫はしっかり者で　
早稲田のパパの遺伝子が
あるのにAKB　
十四女の理沙ちゃんは
大人っぽくて　
「あんた　本当に中学生」

十五女の恵令奈はこれぞアイドル
子どもと大人の間（はざま）に
咲く花
末っ子の真奈美は　ませたガキだ
可愛い顔で私を　見下ろしてる

「え～、私が・・・」
「おいっ！」
「何で、私、色物チームに
入っちゃったんだろう？」
「うちら、メインユニット
バスでしょ？」
「まあね・・って、私たちは、
お風呂かい！」
「そうそう・・・って、トイレも
一緒にある狭い風呂かい！」
「みんなもひとつ
賢くなったところで」　
「おいっ！」
「うちら、16人姉妹なのに、
なぜ、全員、
苗字が違うかと
申しますかと言うと・・・」

「やばいよ、このユニット、
完璧な箸休めだよ」
「・・・明日香ちゃん、
初めはこのユニットに入ってたんでしょ？」
「秋Ｐが、『倉持には、まだ、
未来があるから』って・・・」
「じゃあ、私ら、過去完了形？」
「香菜が知ってる
一番難しい言葉？」
「音と声と書いて、
"音声"と読むんだよ！
みんな知ってた！？」

"e~, watashi ga RIIDAA no Kobayashi Kana de gozaimasu"
"oi!"
"itsu kara RIIDAA nanda yo?"
"ee?
MENBAA teki ni osare wa, watashi desho?"
"hosare?" "osare!"
"imi wakannai shi..."
"hanashi ga matomatta tokoro de"
"matomatte nai shi!"
"konna kanji no uchira
16nin (juurokunin) shimai wo shoukai shimasu"
"I~HA~!"

choujo no Megumi wa ERO ERO neesan
GOORUDO mizugi de seikatsu shitemasu
jijo no Kayochan wa SABA wo yomu
nenrei, taijuu, kutsu no SAIZU

sanjo no Sayaka wa taiikukaikei de
ichiban no oshare ga JAAJI ni
wareta fukkin
yonjo no Yuko wa joyuu na no ni
[Sat/Mat] enkaigei wa nitenai
[Sat/Mat] monomane to hen na kao

gojo no Ayaka wa kyuuyou ake de
yaeba ga nakereba
"KYURA" to yobenai
rokujo no Asuka wa
CHAGE ja arimasen
FURESSHU na IMEEJI mo
ato wazuka

nanajo no Natsumi wa jimi dakedo
dare ni mo yasashii ohitoyoshi
hachijo no Natsuki wa ne ga kurai
yakiniku no sumi
jitto nagamete hitorigoto

kyuujo no Saechan wa genki mono
minna no genki ga suitorareru
juujo no Kanachan wa [Sat/Mat] oobaka de
kanji mo eigo mo kuuki mo yomemasen

juuichijo no Yuka chan wa
oosaka umare no
SHINGAA DANSAA takoyaki musume
juujijo no Tomomi wa kawaii koe de
shitattarazu atamatarazu
watashi ika

"e~, watashi ga senbatsu no
Sato Natsuki de gozaimasu"
"oi!"
"dare ga senbatsu da tte?"
"kono kyoku no senbatsu desho, watashi?"
"imi wakannai shi..."
"OCHI ga kimatta tokoro de"
"ochitenai tte!"
"ikken, naka ga warusou desu ga,
jitsu wa, naka ga warui 16nin (juurokunin) shimai no
shoukai ga tsudzukimasu"

juusanjo no Kaoru wa shikkari mono de
waseda no PAPA no idenshi ga
aru no ni AKB
juuyonjo no Risachan wa
otonappokute
"anta hontou ni chuugakusei"

juugojo no Erena wa kore zo AIDORU
kodomo to otona no hazama ni
saku hana
suekko no Manami wa maseta GAKI da
kawaii kao de watashi wo mioroshiteru

"e~, watakushi ga..."
"oi!"
"nande, watashi, iromono CHIIMU ni
haicchattan darou?"
"uchira, MEIN YUNITTO
BASU desho?"
"maa ne.. tte, watashitachi wa,
ofurokai!"
"sou sou... tte, TOIRE mo
issho ni aru semai furokai!"
"minna mo hitotsu
kashikoku natta tokoro de"
"oi!"
"uchira, 16nin (juurokunin) shimai na no ni,
naze, zenin,
myouji ga chigau ka to
moushimasu ka to iu to..."

"yabai yo, kono YUNITTO,
kanpeki na hashiyasume da yo"
"...Asuka chan,
hajime wa kono YUNITTO ni haittetan desho?"
"Aki P ga, "Kuramochi ni wa, mada,
mirai ga aru kara" tte..."
"jaa, watashira, kako kanryoukei?"
"Kana ga shitteru
ichiban muzukashii kotoba?"
"oto to koe to kaite,
"onsei" to yomunda yo!
minna shitteta!?"

"Um…I'm the leader, Kobayashi Kana."
"Oy!"
"When'd you become the leader?"
"Wasn't I made the leader
When we were let in to be members?"
"Aired out?" "Let in!"
"I don't get it…"
"That's all been sorted out."
"It's not been sorted out!"
"Just like this,
The 16 sisters we'll introduce."
"Yee haw!"

The eldest girl, Ms. Megumi, is the erotic big sister
She lives on with her gold swimsuit
The second eldest girl, Kayo-chan, fudges the numbers
For her age, her weight and her shoe size

The third girl, Sayaka, is so athletic
With a most stylish jersey,
She works out her abs
Even though the fourth girl, Yuko, is an actress,
Her impersonations and funny faces
Aren't like special party stunts

The fifth girl, Ayaka, finished her break
If she doesn't have her double teeth,
You can't call her, "KYURA"
The sixth girl, Asuka,
Isn't with, "Chage"
Even her fresh image
Is too small for that

The seventh girl, Natsumi, is simple,
But she's kinder than anyone else
The eighth girl, Natsuki, has dark roots
Like the charcoal for yakiniku
Firmly gaze at them

The ninth girl, Sae-chan, is an energetic person
She sucks up everyone else's energy
The tenth, girl, Kana, is a big ditz
She can't figure out kanji or English or the mood of the room

The eleventh girl, Yuka,
Comes from Osaka
As the singing and dancing octopus dumpling
The twelfth girl, Tomomi, has a cute voice,
But she's less articulate and dumber
Than me

"Um…my choice is
Sato Natsuki."
"Oy!"
"Who'd you choose?"
"Who'd I choose from this song?"
"I don't get it."
"And it's been decided."
"I'm not losing it!"
"At first glance, we don't seem to get along,
But actually the introduction
For the bickering 16 sisters will continue."

The thirteenth girl, Kaoru, is a level-headed person
The genes of her Waseda-graduate father
Are part of AKB
The fourteenth girl, Risa-chan,
Is ladylike
"You really are a middle school student"

The fifteenth girl here, Erena, is an idol
In between childhood and adulthood
She's a blooming flower
The youngest girl, Manami, is a growing brat
With a cute face, she looks down on me

"Um…I choose…"
(Unwittingly) "Oy!"
"How'd I end up
In such a mixed-up team?"
"Isn't this our main
base unit?"
"Maybe…hey, let's go
Take a bath!"
"Oh yeah…hey, the toilet
Would also make a small bath!"
"Everyone's
becoming clever now."
"Oiy"
"Even though we're 16 sisters,
Can somebody say
Why everyone is called
By a different last name…?"

"Crap, this team is like
The perfect palate-cleansing side dish"
"…Asuka-chan,
Isn't this your first time in this unit?"
"Aki P said, 'Kuramochi still
has a future ahead of her…'"
"Well, didn't he say that about us in the past perfect tense?"
"Kana, do you know
the most difficult word?"
"I wrote, 'sound,' and, 'voice,'
And read it as, 'the sound of the voice."
"Does everyone get it?"