男友制作秘籍| Nányǒu zhìzuò mìjí (Boyfriend no tsukurikata) | Manual For Making a Boyfriend

（大家快来，现在开始要上课咯，
是非常有趣的课程唷，快点进教室吧）
（好）

1！2！3！
1！2！3！

One 若无其事地发简讯
就算全部都是废话也没关系(发送~)
Two 假装是偶然地相遇
埋伏在路边只为见到你(啊, 是偶然见到)
(简单易懂啊)
Three 故意请个假装生病(啊~我想休息)
只是为了考验你会不会担心？(快来快来~)
还有一大堆技巧要学习(一大~~~~堆)
这一个制造完美男友的课题(啊~)

处处都计划得小心翼翼
可现实常常会力不从心

恋爱的1！2！3！
要翻看有关爱的书籍
1！2！3！
要听取朋友的经历
满足那从未去实践过的虚荣心
对爱的 好奇心
恋爱的1！2！3！
全部是现卖现学道理
就今天 我依然在努力学习
属于我的 属于你的 教室在这里

（嘘~大家要安静！）

One 不理睬响起的手机
不可以不让你稍稍有点担心(要忍住!)
Two 只有让你紧张焦虑
你才会觉得没我不可以
Three 要很久才见一见你(好久不见)
最重要就是确定相遇的时机
抓住 这时机进攻一口气(加油x4!)
我就会牢牢抓紧绝不放过你(哦~)
(好!就这样行动)

其实我早已经准备就绪
但是看不透你的心情

恋爱的イ！ロ！ハ！
很需要有一些想象力
イ！ロ！ハ！
我和你 想象在一起
一起快乐做着这样那样的事情 用心的想象力

恋爱的イ！ロ！ハ！
那梦境何时才能落地
就这样 我继续独自在学习
孤独的心 回荡教室只剩下孤寂

（大家要好好听课，考试会考的唷）
（好！）

恋爱的1！2！3！
要翻看有关爱的书籍
1！2！3！
要听取朋友的经历
满足那从未去实践过的虚荣心
对爱的 好奇心
恋爱的1！2！3！
全部是现卖现学道理
就今天 我依然在努力学习
属于我的 属于你的 教室在这里

(Dà jiā kuài lái ，xiàn zài kāi shǐ yào shàng kè lo,
Shì fēi cháng yǒu qù de kè chéng yo, kuài diǎn jìn jiào shì ba)
(Hǎo!)

1! 2! 3!
1! 2! 3!

One ruò wú qí shì de fā jiǎn xùn
Jiù suàn quán bù dōu shì fèi huà yě méi guān xì (fā sòng~)
Two jiǎ zhuāng shì ǒu rán de xiāng yù
Mái fú zài lù biān zhǐ wèi jiàn dào nǐ (a, shì ǒu rán jiàn dào)
(jiǎn dān yì dǒng a)
Three gù yì qǐng gè jià zhuāng shēng bìng (a~wǒ xiǎng xiū xi)
zhǐ shì wèi le kǎo yàn nǐ huì bù huì dān xīn? (kuài lái kuài lái~)
Hái yǒu yí dà duī jì qiǎo yào xué xí (yí dà~~~~duī)
Zhè yí gè zhì zào wán měi nán yǒu de kè tí (a~)

Chù chù dōu jì huà dé xiǎo xīn yì yì
Kě xiàn shí cháng cháng huì lì bù cóng xīn

Liàn ài de 1! 2! 3!
Yào fān kàn yǒu guān ài de shū jí
1! 2! 3!
Yào tīng qǔ péng yǒu de jīng lì
Mǎn zú nà cóng wèi qù shí jiàn guò de xū róng xīn
Duì ài de hào qí xīn
Liàn ài de 1! 2! 3!
Quán bù shì xiàn mài xiàn xué dào lǐ
Jiù jīn tiān wǒ yī rán zài nǔ lì xué xí
Shǔ yú wǒ de shǔ yú nǐ de jiào shì zài zhè lǐ

(xu~dà jiā yào ān jìng!)

One bù lǐ cǎi xiǎng qǐ de shǒu jī
Bù kě yǐ bú ràng nǐ shāo shāo yǒu diǎn dān xīn (yào rěn zhù!)
Two zhǐ yǒu ràng nǐ jǐn zhāng jiāo lǜ
Nǐ cái huì jué dé méi wǒ bù kě yǐ
Three yào hěn jiǔ cái jiàn yí jiàn nǐ
Zuì zhòng yào jiù shì què dìng xiāng yù de shí jī (hǎo jiǔ bú jiàn)
Zhuā zhù zhè shí jī jìn gōng yì kǒu qì
Wǒ jiù huì láo láo zhuā jǐn jué bú fàng guò nǐ (o~)
(hǎo! jiù zhè yàng xíng dòng)

Qí shí wǒ zǎo yǐ jīng zhǔn bèi jiù xù
Dàn shì kàn bú tòu nǐ de xīn qíng

Liàn ài de I! RO! HA!
Hěn xū yào yǒu yì xiē xiǎng xiàng lì
I! RO! HA!
Wǒ hé nǐ xiǎng xiàng zài yì qǐ
Yì qǐ kuài lè zuò zhe zhè yàng nà yàng de shì qíng yòng xīn de xiǎng xiàng lì
Liàn ài de I! RO! HA!
Nà mèng jìng hé shí cái néng luò dì
Jiù zhè yàng wǒ jì xù dú zì zài xué xí
Gū dú de xīn huí dàng jiào shì zhǐ shèng xià gū jì

(Dà jiā yào hǎo hǎo tīng kè ，kǎo shì huì kǎo de yo)
(Hǎo!)

Liàn ài de 1! 2! 3!
Yào fān kàn yǒu guān ài de shū jí
1! 2! 3!
Yào tīng qǔ péng yǒu de jīng lì
Mǎn zú nà cóng wèi qù shí jiàn guò de xū róng xīn
Duì ài de hào qí xīn
Liàn ài de 1! 2! 3!
Quán bù shì xiàn mài xiàn xué dào lǐ
Jiù jīn tiān wǒ yī rán zài nǔ lì xué xí
Shǔ yú wǒ de shǔ yú nǐ de jiào shì zài zhè lǐ

(Everyone, hurry! Class is about to start!
It's a very interesting class, so get inside!)
(Okay!)

1! 2! 3!
1! 2! 3!

One, sending messages casually
Doesn't matter if it's all gibberish (sent~)
Two, pretending we met by chance
Ambushing by the road just to see you (ah, saw by chance)
(Pretty simple and easy to understand)
Three, intentionally calling in sick (ah~ I want to rest)
Is it just to test if you worry or not? (come, come~)
Still have a bunch of skills to learn (a big~~~~bunch)
This topic of creating the perfect boyfriend (ah~)

Every place is already carefully planned
But reality is often rather lacking

Love's 1! 2! 3!
Must read again all books on love
1! 2! 3!
Must listen to friends' experiences
To fulfill that vanity that I've never practiced before
The curiosity of love
Love's 1! 2! 3!
Lessons all that need to be learned now
I'm still studying hard today
In this classroom of me and you

(Ssh~ Everyone be quiet!)

One, ignoring my ringing phone
I can't make you not worry about me (must refrain!)
Two, make you feel some anxiety
And realize that you can't do without me
Three, only seeing you after a long time (long time no see)
Most important is the correct time to meet
Grab it! Take the offensive with this chance (come on x4!)
I'll grip tight and never let you go (aw~)
(Okay! Just like this)

Actually, I've been ready long ago,
But I still can't understand through your feelings

Love's A! B! C!
Really need some imagination
A! B! C!
You and me, together in my imagination
Do this and that happily with our hearts and imaginations
Love's A! B! C!
When will that dreamland descend?
Continuing to study alone like this
Leaving behind a lonely heart and classroom

(Everyone listen carefully! You'll be quizzed on this!)
(Okay!)

Love's 1! 2! 3!
Must read again all books on love
1! 2! 3!
Must listen to friends' experiences
To fulfill that vanity that I've never practiced before
The curiosity of love
Love's 1! 2! 3!
Lessons all that need to be learned now
I'm still studying hard today
In this classroom of me and you