ハステとワステ | Haste to Waste | Haste and Waste

嘘だろうが 嘘だろうが
私がバカだなんて
この中で 一番の
おバカは私じゃない

嘘だろうが 嘘だろうが
私の足がくさい
一生懸命頑張るから
ちょっと汗が多いだけ

「アメリカの９９％が
電球で出来てる」って
文法的におかしいだろ？
エジソンも言ってない

川栄！誰かがそう呼ぶ
明らかみたいに
テストの点数
悪いと指をさされるよ

川栄！みんなを救う
それ以下は絶対いない
知性のどん底を守る　
ああバカのセンター

８×２＝１７　８×４＝２７　
ちょっと惜しいでしょ？
携帯を持っていれば ほら
すぐに計算できるし

８×６＝４６　８×８＝６２　
８×９＝７３ね
8の段暗記したって
思い出せないから

"Haste makes Waste"も
日本語に訳してみよう
「ハステとワステさんが
仲良く作った」って何？

川栄！思わずそう呼ぶ
ある意味リスペクト
狙ってみたって
ここまでは間違えない

川栄！伝説の人
勉強なんか出来なくたって
楽しく生きてゆける
ああバカのセンター

人生で大事なのは
頭の良さなんかじゃない
周りの人に 勇気与える
若者人助け　かわえー

川栄！誰かがそう呼ぶ
明らかみたいに
テストの点数
悪いと指をさされるよ

川栄！みんなを救う
それ以下は絶対いない
知性のどん底を守る　
ああバカのセンター

uso darou ga uso darou ga　
watashi ga BAKA da nante
kono naka de ichiban no　
oBAKA wa watashi ja nai

uso darou ga uso darou ga　
watashi no ashi ga kusai
isshoukenmei ganbaru kara　
chotto ase ga ooi dake

[Shi/Min] "AMERIKA no kyuu-jyuu-kyuu-PASENTO ga
[Shi/Min] denkyuu de dekiteru" tte
[Kas/Sas] bunpouteki ni okashii daro?　
[Kas/Sas] EJISON mo ittenai

Kawaei! dareka ga sou yobu　
akiraka mitai ni
TESUTO no tensuu　
warui to yubi wo sasareru yo

Kawaei! minna wo sukuu　
sore ika wa zettai inai
chisei no donzoko wo mamoru　
aa BAKA no SENTAA

[Kas/Sas] hachi-ni-juushichi hachi-shi-nijyuushichi
[Kas/Sas] chotto oshii desho?
[Kas/Sas] keitai wo motte ireba hora
[Kas/Sas] sugu ni keisan dekiru shi

[Shi/Min] hachi-roku-yonjyuuroku happa-rokujyuuni
[Shi/Min] ha-ku-nanajyuusan ne
[Shi/Min] hachi no dan anki shitatte　
[Shi/Min] omoidasenai kara

[Tak/Koj] "Haste makes Waste" mo
[Tak/Koj] nihongo ni yaku shite miyou
"HASUTE TO WASUTE san ga
nakayoku tsukutta" tte nani?

Kawaei! omowazu sou yobu　
aru imi RISUPEKUTO
neratte mitatte　
koko made wa machigaenai

Kawaei! densetsu no hito　
benkyou nanka dekinakutatte
tanoshiku ikite yukeru　
aa BAKA no SENTAA

[Kaw/Tak/Koj] jinsei de daiji na no wa
[Kaw/Tak/Koj] atama no yosa nanka ja nai
[Shi/Min/Kas/Sas] mawari no hito ni yuuki ataeru　
wakamono hitodasuke　kawae-

Kawaei! dareka ga sou yobu　
akiraka mitai ni
[Tak/Koj] TESUTO no tensuu　
[Shi/Min] warui to yubi [Kas/Sas] wo sasareru yo

Kawaei! minna wo sukuu　
sore ika wa zettai inai
chisei no donzoko wo mamoru　
aa BAKA no SENTAA

It can't be, it can't be
I'm a dunce
I can't be the dumbest one
Among all these other people

It can't be, it can't be
My feet stink
Because I try my best
I sweat a little too much

"99% of America can
Make with a lightbulb"
Isn't that a little strange gramatically?
Even Edison wouldn't say that

Kawaei! Someone is calling you
It's plain to see
People laugh behind your back
When you get a bad test score

Kawaei! You saved everyone
No one's score is lower than yours
Guarding the gate to the lower limits of intelligence
Ah, the center dunce

8x2 = 17, 8x4 = 27
Aren't those kind of close?
If you've got a cellphone with you, see
You can calculate it right away

8x6 = 46, 8x8 = 62
8x9 = 73, right?
Even if I memorized the 8s table,
I wouldn't be able to recall it

And if I try to translate
"Haste makes waste" into Japanese
What the heck does "Haste and Waste-san
Made friends" mean?

Kawaei! Suddenly getting called on
There's a certain respect there
You couldn't even purposefully
Screw up this bad

Kawaei! A legend
Even if you can't study
You can go on having fun living
Ah, the center dunce

What's important in life
Isn't how smart you are
But giving other people the courage
To help youth in need, Kawae—

Kawaei! Someone is calling you
It's plain to see
People laugh behind your back
When you get a bad test score

Kawaei! You saved everyone
No one's score is lower than yours
Guarding the gate to the lower limits of intelligence
Ah, the center dunce