恋愛勇者 | Renai yuusha | Love Hero

バレて暴れて遊ばれてさ
惚れた腫れたの馬鹿騒ぎ
晴れて憐れな孤軍奮闘
誠心誠意誰かのせいに!

目立つ剥奪身の毛よだつ
切った張ったの恋模様
乱し見出す机上論理
景気良く飲み結局ロンリー!

酔いから醒めて
窮めて耐え難い感情は 何度目だ?
恋に盲目 故に度を越す空回り
もう終わり 同じことの繰り返しで

視線が合ってその気になって
そしたら crazy 止まらな Yeah!
フラグ作って端から折って
僅か3日で想い破れて
か弱いもんでだいぶ凹んで
5日寝込んで次の恋 Yeah!
突っ走って道誤って
いくらなんでも勇者すぎる?
さあ、思考回路を疑え!

なぜか泣かれて焼かれちゃってさ
想いを込めたラブレター
100枚綴り起承転結
しっかりペンで日刊ペース!

見ざる聞かざる制止せざる
周りの人の好判断
それは苦心の以心伝心
"楽しいから、放っておこうか"

経験値はゼロから
むしろマイナスに傾いて
恋に真剣 故に重症
おクスリは容易には
ドロップ致しませんので!

視線が合ってその気になって
そしたら crazy 止まらな Yeah!
フラグ作って端から折って
僅か3日で想い破れて
か弱いもんでだいぶ凹んで
5日寝込んで次の恋 Yeah!
突っ走って道誤って
いくらなんでも勇者すぎる?
さあ、思考回路を疑え!

ひとつ!視線が合ったらこっそり離れよう。
ふたつ!優しくしちゃったらゆっくり逃げよう。
みっつ!長く喋ったらどっかに隠れよう。
恋されちゃうぞ!
よっつ!時折きっついビンタをしよう。
いつつ!往復ビンタも効果的だよ。
いっそ、きっちり世間の厳しさを
どうか教えてやって!

視線が合ってその気になって
そしたら crazy 止まらな Yeah!
フラグ作って端から折って
僅か3日で想い破れて
か弱いもんでだいぶ凹んで
5日寝込んで次の恋 Yeah!
突っ走って道誤って
いくらなんでも勇者すぎる?
さあ、思考回路を疑え!
世間に負けるな、恋愛勇者!!

BAREte abarete asobarete sa
horeta hareta no bakasawagi
harete aware na kogun funtou
seishinseii dareka no sei ni!

medatsu hakudatsu minoke yodatsu
kitta hatta no koi moyou
midashimiidasu kijou ronri
keiki yoku nomi kekkyoku RONRII!

yoi kara samete
kiwamete taegatai kanjou wa nan dome da?
koi ni moumoku yue ni do wo kosu karamawari
mou owari onaji koto no kurikaeshi de

shisen ga atte sono ki ni natte
soshitara crazy tomarana Yeah!
FURAGU tsukutte hajikara otte
wazuka mikka de omoi yaburete
kayowai monde daibu hekonde
itsuka nekonde tsugi no koi Yeah!
tsuppashitte michi ayamatte
ikura nan demo yuusha sugiru?
saa, shikou kairo wo utagae!

naze ka nakarete yakarechatte sa
omoi wo kometa RABURETAA
hyaku mai tsutzuri kishoutenketsu
shikkari PEN de nikkan PEESU!

mizaru kikazaru seishi sezaru
mawari no hito no kou handan
sore wa kushin no ishin denshin
"tanoshii kara, hanatte okou ka"

keiken chi wa ZERO kara
mushiro MAINASU ni katamuite
koi ni shinken yue ni juushou
oKUSURI wa youi ni wa
DOROPPU itashimasen no de!

shisen ga atte sono ki ni natte
soshitara crazy tomarana Yeah!
FURAGU tsukutte hajikara otte
wazuka mikka de omoi yaburete
kayowai monde daibu hekonde
itsuka nekonde tsugi no koi Yeah!
tsuppashitte michi ayamatte
ikura nan demo yuusha sugiru?
saa, shikou kairo wo utagae!

hitotsu! shisen ga attara kossori hanareyou.
futatsu! yasashiku shichattara yukkuri nigeyou.
mittsu! nagaku shabettara dokka ni kakureyou.
koi sarechauzo!
yottsu! tokiori kittsui BINTA wo shiyou.
itsutsu! oufuku BINTA mo kouka teki da yo.
isso, kicchiri seken no kibishi sa wo
douka oshiete yatte!

shisen ga atte sono ki ni natte
soshitara crazy tomarana Yeah!
FURAGU tsukutte hajikara otte
wazuka mikka de omoi yaburete
kayowai monde daibu hekonde
itsuka nekonde tsugi no koi Yeah!
tsuppashitte michi ayamatte
ikura nan demo yuusha sugiru?
saa, shikou kairo wo utagae!
seken ni makeru na, renai yuusha!!

Cover broken, mischievous deeds, being played with
The stupid games of infatuation
In the open, fighting pitifully by myself
For who's fault is all my honesty?!

Knowing it's obvious, your hairs stand straight
It's a messy pattern of love
Tabletop logic is utterly disturbed
Drinking happily, I still end up lonely!

Waking up from being drunk
How many times have I been through these extremely unbearable feelings?
Blinding by love, I'm moving for no reason
It may be over, but it's the same all over again

I get that feeling when our eyes meet
Thus I get crazy and can't stop; yeah!
Making a flag and folding it in
A short, three-day love is broken
Because I'm weak, I fell into it
Slept past for five days, and it's my next love; yeah!
I suddenly run the wrong way
But doesn't that make me seem too much like a hero?
Come on, question the circuit of your thoughts!

Why is so tearful yet always burned?
This love letter full of feelings
Collecting 100 of them will make me transform
I'll write one everyday with a pen on a daily pace then!

Seeing nothing, hearing nothing, and stopping nothing
Positive decisions from all around me
Heart-to-heart conversation for my struggles
"It's actually quite fun, so let it be."

Because my experience level is zero
Or even a worse negative number
I've contracted a severe illness from being serious in love
I won't let my medicine easily
Drop away like that!

I get that feeling when our eyes meet
Thus I get crazy and can't stop; yeah!
Making a flag and folding it in
A short, three-day love is broken
Because I'm weak, I fell into it
Slept past for five days, and it's my next love; yeah!
I suddenly run the wrong way
But doesn't that make me seem too much like a hero?
Come on, question the circuit of your thoughts!

One! Leave quietly when our eyes meet
Two! Slowly escape when it becomes gentle
Three! Hide away when the conversation gets long
Thus I'll be loved!
Four! I'll use my palm to face slap occasionally
Five! Slapping back and forth actually works
Rather, about all the harshness of the world,
Teach it all to me!

I get that feeling when our eyes meet
Thus I get crazy and can't stop; yeah!
Making a flag and folding it in
A short, three-day love is broken
Because I'm weak, I fell into it
Slept past for five days, and it's my next love; yeah!
I suddenly run the wrong way
But doesn't that make me seem too much like a hero?
Come on, question the circuit of your thoughts!
Don't lose to the world, Love Hero!!