“生徒手帳の写真は気に入っていない”の法則 | "Seito techou no shashin ki ni ittenai" no housoku | As a Rule, Nobody Likes Their Student ID Photo

リュックサックの中
入れていたはずの
生徒手帳がなくなっていた
通学路　逆に
戻ってみたけど
道の途中に見つからなかった

携帯電話に見たことない番号
「駅で拾ったんだ」って
男の子の声ドキドキした

生徒手帳　その写真
気に入っていない法則
運命的　出会いだったら
どうすればいいの？
だからちゃんと目をパッチリと
メイクして加工して
プリクラみたい裏技とかで
盛ればよかった
なんて後悔しちゃう
だって　そんな私だもん
可愛くない　最悪だわ
今すぐdelete

「どこでもいいから
預けてください」
そう　彼にお願いをしたのに…
「直接渡したい」
押し切られちゃって
駅の改札　待ち合わせした

少女漫画の
主人公みたいな
めちゃカッコいい男の子が
私を見て　すぐに手を振ったの

生徒手帳　その写真
気に入っていない法則
運命的　出会いだったら
どうすればいいの？
だからちゃんと目をパッチリと
メイクして加工して
プリクラみたい裏技とかで
盛ればよかった
なんて後悔しちゃう
だって　そんな私だもん
可愛くない　最悪だわ
今すぐdelete

「この写真よりも
生で会った方が
100万倍可愛いんで
マジ驚いた」って言ってくれた

生徒手帳　その写真
そのままがいい法則
ノーメイクでハードル下げ
期待させずに…
ほら　そうすれば　あら不思議
本人が輝くよ
「ねえ意外に可愛いね」って
言ってもらえる
そうだ　証明写真
ありのままの自分でいい
そこから先　会った時に
キレイになろう

[Yam/Yam/Wat/Oga] RYUKKUSAKKU no naka
[Yam/Yam/Wat/Oga] irete ita hazu no
[Yam/Yam/Wat/Oga] seito techou ga nakunatte ita
[Kot/Jon/Yag/Yab] tsuugaku ro gyaku ni
[Kot/Jon/Yag/Yab] modotte mita kedo
[Kot/Jon/Yag/Yab] michi no tochuu ni mitsukara nakatta

[Yos/Kin/Kon/Shi] keitai denwa ni mita koto nai bangou
[Mur/Kad/Kin/Shi] "eki de hirottanda" tte
[Mur/Kad/Kin/Shi] otoko no ko no koe DOKIDOKI shita

seito techou sono shashin
ki ni itte inai housoku
unmeiteki deai dattara
dou sure ba ii no?
dakara chanto me wo PACCHIRI to
MEIKU shite kakou shite
PURIKURA mitai urawazato ka de
moreba yokatta
nante koukai shichau
datte sonna watashi damon
kawaikunai saiaku da wa
ima sugu delete

[Yos/Kin/Kon/Shi] "doko demo ii kara
[Yos/Kin/Kon/Shi] adzukete kudasai"
[Yos/Kin/Kon/Shi] sou kare ni onegai wo shita no ni...
[Mur/Kad/Kin/Shi] "chokusetsu watashitai"
[Mur/Kad/Kin/Shi] oshikirarechatte
[Mur/Kad/Kin/Shi] eki no kaisatsu machiawase shita

[Yam/Yam/Wat/Oga] shoujo manga no
[Yam/Yam/Wat/Oga] shujinkou mitai na
[Kot/Jon/Yag/Yab] mecha KAKKOii otoko no ko ga
[Kot/Jon/Yag/Yab] watashi wo mite sugu ni te wo futta no

seito techou sono shashin
ki ni itte inai housoku
unmeiteki deai dattara
dou sure ba ii no?
dakara chanto me wo PACCHIRI to
MEIKU shite kakou shite
PURIKURA mitai urawazato ka de
moreba yokatta
nante koukai shichau
datte sonna watashi da mon
kawaikunai saiaku da wa
ima sugu delete

[Yam/Yam/Wat/Oga] "kono shashin yori mo
[Yam/Yam/Wat/Oga] nama de atta hou ga
[Kot/Jon/Yag/Yab] hyakumanbai kawaiin de
[Yos/Kin/Kon/Shi/Mur/Kad/Kin/Shi] maji odoroita"tte itte kureta

seito techou sono shashin
sono mama ga ii housoku
NOO MEIKU de HAADORU sage
kitai sasezu ni...
hora sou sure ba arafushigi
honnin ga kagayaku yo
"nee igai ni kawaii ne" tte
itte moraeru
sou da shoumei shashin
ari no mama no jibun de ii
soko kara saki atta toki ni
KIREI ni narou

I must’ve put my student ID
Into my rucksack
But now it’s gone missing
So I backtracked all the way to school
To try and search for it
But I couldn’t find it along the way

An unfamiliar number called me on my phone
“I picked it up at the train station”
Said a male voice that made my heart pound

As a rule, nobody likes
Their student ID photo
But as this was a fated encounter
What was to be done?
I promptly added some makeup
To brighten up my eyes –
If only I could use those beauty tricks
From the purikura photo booth!
I immediately regretted it
It’s so horrible
That I’m not cute at all
I just wanted to delete my face

"Please just hand it over
To someone somewhere"
That’s what I asked him to do...
"No, I want to hand it to you directly"
He overpowered my objections
So we arranged to meet at the ticket gate

A guy just like the hero
Of a shoujo manga
So very cool and handsome
Waved at me as soon as he saw me

As a rule, nobody likes
Their student ID photo
But as this was a fated encounter
What was to be done?
I promptly added some makeup
To brighten up my eyes –
If only I could use those beauty tricks
From the purikura photo booth!
I immediately regretted it
It’s so horrible
That I’m not cute at all
I just wanted to delete my face

"Seeing you in real life
You’re a million times cuter
Than in this photo
I’m really surprised” he said

New rule: my student ID photo
Is fine just as it is
Having no makeup on lowers the hurdle
So there wouldn’t be any expectations…
That way, ta-da!
The real person gets to shine
"Hey you’re cuter than I thought"
That’s what they’ll say
That’s right, it’s okay
For my ID photo to show me as I am
From there, when they actually meet me
I’ll become beautiful