そこで犬のうんち踏んじゃうかね? | Soko de inu no unchi funjau ka ne? | You're Gonna Step in Dog Poop Then, Aren't You?

白いオープンカーで
私を迎えに来てくれた
そう 初めてのデートは
絵に描(か)いた青い空

家の前で
クラクション 鳴らした後
サイドシートのドア開けようと
車を降りた時に…

そこで犬のうんち踏んじゃうかね?
ちゃんと足下を見なかったの?
恋のその未来が不安になる
どこか子どもっぽい罰の悪さ

靴のその裏側を
道の縁石でこすって
汚(よご)れ 取ろうとしたけど
強烈な匂いだわ

お気に入りのワンピース 選んだのよ
ママと一緒にメイクまでして
ロマンス準備完了

そこで犬のうんち踏んじゃうかね?
大人になったら踏まないでしょ?
キスや先の予定 台無しだわ
こんな状況でもデートする?

何で犬のうんち踏んじゃうかね?
私 あきれて何も言えない
そこで犬のうんち踏む確率は
きっと 天文学的でしょう?
恋のスタートから躓いたよ
ずっと忘れないわ 初デートを…

[Kas/Shi] shiroi OOPUNKAA de
[Kas/Shi] watashi wo mukae ni kite kureta
[Koj/Min/Wat] sou hajimete no DEETO wa
[Koj/Min/Wat] e ni kaita aoi sora

[Ish/Ume/Kat/Yam] ie no mae de
[Ish/Ume/Kat/Yam] KURAKUSHON narashita ato
[Ich/Kat/Tak/Fuj] SAIDOSHIITO no DOA akeyou to
[Ich/Kat/Tak/Fuj] kuruma wo orita toki ni...

soko de inu no unchi funjau ka ne?
chanto ashimoto wo minakatta no?
koi no sono mirai ga fuan ni naru
dokoka kodomoppoi batsu no warusa

[Ish/Oba/Kom] kutsu no sono uragawa wo
[Ish/Oba/Kom] michi no enseki de kosutte
[Iwa/Oya/Non] yogore torou to shita kedo
[Iwa/Oya/Non] kyouretsu na nioi da wa

[Koj/Tan/Nak/Wak] oki ni iri no WANPIISU eranda no yo
[Kas/Shi] MAMA to issho ni MEIKU made shite
[Kas/Shi] ROMANSU junbi kanryou

soko de inu no unchi funjau ka ne?
otona ni nattara fumanai desho?
KISU ya saki no yotei dainashi da wa
konna joukyou demo DEETO suru?

nande inu no unchi funjau ka ne?
watashi akirete nani mo ienai
soko de inu no unchi fumu kakuritsu wa
kitto tenmongakuteki deshou?
koi no SUTAATO kara tsumadzuita yo
zutto wasurenai wa hatsu DEETO wo...

You came to pick me up
In a white convertible
Yeah, on our first date
The sky was as blue as in a painting

In front of my house
After you blew the car horn
When you opened the passenger side door
And got out of the car...

You're gonna step in dog poop then, aren't you?
Weren't you carefully watching your step?
I'm getting worried about the future of our love
Something about it is like childish retribution

Wiping the bottom of your shoes
On a street curb
You tried to get the offensive bits off
But there was still an awful stench

I chose the one piece dress I really liked
And mom even helped me with my makeup
The preparations for romance were complete

You're gonna step in dog poop then, aren't you?
If we were adults, you wouldn't step in it, would you?
My plans for a kiss and everything were all for nothing
'Cause with this situation, can it really be called a date?

Why'd you have to go and step in dog poop?
Frustrated, I didn't say anything
Surely the chances
Of stepping in dog poop there were astronomical?
We messed up this love from the start
It's a first date I'll never forget...